How to dress not satanic

Don't wear anything with pentagrams and stuff. Those things, because they are from hell, will burn you. Badly. Don't wear shirts with things with horns on them. If you hug a girl, you may stab her. That could end a date really quickly. Stabbing people is also illegal, so those shirts have that going against them as well. Jail is bad. You don't want to go to jail. Well, unless you're homeless and you need food and cannot afford it. Then maybe jail is better for you. But usually it is bad. It means you failed in life. Being a failure is bad. So, if you wear satanic shirts, you fail. Do not fail.