Sunday, July 13, 2008

Choosing conversation topics wisely

What you talk about with your special lady friend is almost more important than not being nervous. When you talk to your lady, remember that you need to talk to them about things they like. If you talk about the things you like, they may get bored. They may even cry. Never make a girl cry. If you do, you fail. Don't fail.

Most girls like clothes. They like shoes too. Talk about shoes and clothes. This will surely grab her attention, as she will recognize you are putting a serious effort forth. Talking about Crocs is a great way to start a conversation. Crocs are universal. Even guys know about Crocs. Finding mutually known topics such as Crocs is a good idea as well.

Never, ever talk about hotter hot chicks. Girls are insecure, and making them insecure will make them cry. Do not make a girl cry, ever! It is the ultimate failure.

Girls also like horses and puppies. Talking about horses and puppies will make her think you care about the cute animals, and this is good. Cute animals make the ladies smile, and that's what the whole point of talking to a lady is. Make her smile, not cry.

You may only talk about food if she brings it up. Guys and gals eat different foods. They like salad, men like meat. So, if she brings it up, try to sound intelligent, maybe even say you like some salad. Again, if you both like salad, that is something you can talk about.

Don't swear. Swearing is bad. Swearing makes you look unintelligent. This is only acceptable if the lady swears first. If she does, you two have swearing in common.

Follow these guidelines and you'll surely have a good conversation.

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