Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Girls like stuff

When you go out on a date with a girl, make sure to get her a gift. Like a card. Cards are really nice. Don't go all out, if you get a girl one of those singing cards odds are she'll be to preoccupied with the song to pay attention to the message of the card. Make sure you get an envelope with the gold seal sticker. A card with an envelope and a gold seal sends a good message. Girls like to be treated nice, so if you don't get her a thoughtful card make sure to get her a stuffed animal. Make sure it's playful but not too emotionally attachable. The worst thing you can do is make a girl cry on the first date. This is your ultimate mistake. Also make sure not to just say "Hey, here's a gift." You've got to be tactful, whatever that means. Be like "Hey, I heard you like cards, so I got you one." That's pretty classy. Girls like class. Oh and if you get a girl a stuffed animal it has a bow on it, since you can't fit the animal in the envelope. Remember, girls don't like to cry. Don't make them cry. Ever.

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