Become a fierce dancing machine

Dancing is an important part of the getting girls process. To get girls, they need to know that you can and will dance with skill and aptitude. I am here to teach you just how to dance and dance well, so in the end you will be a lean, mean dancing machine.

First and foremost is you must have rhythm. If you do not have it, you must get it. Buy yourself a metronome. Count to it every time it clicks. That's rhythm. Now, move to it. Side to side, swaying like a willow in the wind. Do it with each click. There, you've got rhythm. Now let's dance!

There are many different techniques you must employ in order for the girl to want to dance with you. If you are clapping to the music, but it seems like everyone else is clapping at a different time than you, you are out of rhythm. This will end your dancing career very quickly if you do not correct this. When clapping, make sure you are not that guy. Otherwise, you fail. To fail is bad. Don't fail. The best way to make sure you are one with the crowd rhythm is to do the Electric Slide. Once you have perfected this masterful and graceful dance technique, you will be ready.

When you are dancing, make sure to mix up the moves which you use. If you are doing the cabbage patch too much, then you show that you have no diversity in your dancing arsenal. You must also avoid rolling the dice to much, for it is a dicey move in and of itself. If you do this too much, you will alert the ladyfolk that your dancing prowess is weak, and you will fail with the ladies. If you can mix up your moves, maybe even make one up, then you are good to go.

When you are dancing with a lady, be very careful to follow the dressing advice. A slow dance can come to a sad and tragic end if your shirt stabs her. Dancing close to each other is good. It means she likes you. But, if you dance together, and you lose rhythm, you'll lose the girl to someone who can dance. If you look like you are uncomfortable and your moves are jerky and stiff, you will fail. You must be fluid, moving like the wind through a beautiful lady's hair.

The shoes are very important. You must have stylish yet comfortable shoes, like Crocs. Ladies like Crocs, and they will connect with you if you are wearing Crocs. They also are comfortable which will come in handy for those dancing marathons.

Good luck dancing, and do not fail!