Transit is good

Before I begin on the next other good advice I have to offer. It's been a while, I hope you haven't failed. If you have failed, we take partial responsibility, because we have failed by not posting and that's not good. We promise to get good and do better.

Transit between your potential date's location and the dating zone is very important. Most would naturally assume that meeting your special lady friend at the dining area and/or drinking are would be ideal, but this is major faux pas. Faux pas is French. The French are failures. Don't fail.

Any form of transportation will do, however, there are certain rules that go along with each mode of transit.

The Bus: This one is tricky, very tricky. The bus has advertisements, some of these advertisements may be provocative and sexually explicit. If you get on a bus and pick up your lady on such said bus that has exotic and erotic imagery, she may get the wrong idea. Wait for a bus that doesn't have an Axe Advertisement on the side, she'll appreciate your concern for her emotional well being.

The Car: If you have a car, that might be good. Girls like cars, but just like Satanic things, cars sometimes have sharp objects. Don't worry if your car has sharp objects, there is an easy solution. Apply tennis balls to any and every sharp object on your car. Sometimes this requires glue and innovation. A woman will feel protected in your car when tennis balls are attached to sharp objects. They won't get cut my the horns of the car and they won't cry because they got cut or something. Also, the color green is comforting to women. It's been proven by science.

The Bicycle: Don't ride the bicycle unless you're taking your date to a cycling marathon.

The Motorcycle: Under no circumstance pick up your date in a motorcycle. The thought will excite her, the thought of her against you will excite you, but when that excitement wears off she will think you're apart of Hell's Angels. The Angel part is alright, but Hell isn't. Hell is where evil bands like Stryper come from. And that's scary. Since you're an Angel from Hell, she'll naturally assume that you are taking her to hell.

Don't take your date to hell on the first date. That's not a good idea.

The Segway: This is the ideal form of transportation for dating transit. The Segway has two round wheels and no sharp features to it's body. It can only travel at speeds of 12 mph, keeping the rush of the motorcycle with out Lucifer welcoming you to his humble home. And the Segway is a green machine. Once again, women like the color green, so this is good.

Good luck, get good and do better.