Meeting the parents

Meeting the parents is an important step in not failing with your woman. Parents are often critical of what you wear. Make sure to follow the advice from my first post. Especially if they are catholic. Your devil shirt and their cross will cause Judgment Day, and that is bad. Make sure your shoes are shiny. If they are not, you look dirty. Dirty is bad. Dirty is failure. Do not fail.

When talking with the parents, avoid the following topics: Sex, drugs, Kevin Costner and midgets. These topics tend to offend people, and you do not want to offend your special lady friend’s parents. Offending them is a sure fire way to make sure you and her will no longer be special. If the father asks you if you are having sex with his daughter, say no. Even if it’s a lie. This is the only time it’s a good idea to lie. Otherwise, never lie. Fathers can smell lies.

Make sure you compliment your lady friend’s mother’s hair and shoes. These always impress the ladies and she will surely like you for your attention to detail and suave moves. Also make sure to make eye contact all of the time. If your eyes wander toward Moms’ chest, you are going to get punched by Dad. Same goes if you look at your lady friend’s womanly parts.

Accept whatever drink the father gives you, even if you don’t like it. Rejecting his drink is a major no no. Drink it and act like you like it. This will impress the father because he will feel bonded to you. Bonding with the father is important, because daughters listen to their fathers. Also, eat everything on your plate if over for diner. Not finishing will make the mother think she can’t cook. This will make her cry. Making women dry is failure. Do not fail.

Follow these simple rules and you will not fail. Good luck.