In this rough economy of ours, you probably don't have a job anymore. You're probably having trouble getting one. Interviews are rare these days. But, if you do get one, here are some sure-fire tips to get you hired.
1. Swear alot. Swearing shows confidence. It'll show you won't take any guff from anyone and that you're not afraid of them. Fear is bad. Fear is failure. Don't fail.
2. Don't dress traditionally. Wear something like a gi with tabi boots. If you dress like Bruce Lee, no one will want to mess with you. In fact, it'll show strength and courage. Courage is good.
3. Ask the interviewers out for a drink or two afterward. They want someone they can get along with. Even offer to buy their drinks. This will show you're easy going and generous. However, don't offer to buy drinks if you're interviewing for a lending or insurance company. They want cheap, not generous.
4. Finally, tell them you'll have their position in five or less years. All employers like ambitious people. Ambition is good. If you have no ambition you wil fail. Failing is bad. Don't fail.
Follow this advice and you'll be hired in no time! Good luck!
Thursday, March 17, 2011
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