Friday, May 29, 2009

Non food date

One of the things you must do is to take your special lady friend on dates. However, you must not have just food. Food makes you fat and ladies do not like fat guys. to get fat is to fail. Don't fail.

When thinking of dates, think about what women like. You may want to take her skydiving. Women like dangerous men. Skydiving is dangerous. This will lead her to like you because you're dangerous.

You might also think about taking her shopping. When shopping, you must act like you like to shop. If you give her the signal that you don't like what she likes, she will leave you for a man who is smart enough to act like they like what she likes. Also important is to never tell her she's fat in the jeans, even if she has a muffin top. Telling her's fat will make her cry. Crying is failure. Do not fail!

Finally, never double date. Double dating always end up in a competition for who is the better couple. This is a sure fire way to get your friends to hate you. This would be bad. And if you lose the competition, you'll lose your special lady friend.

Good luck and don't fail